Spotted In London: Travelling Trolls

Some people think trolls are cute. I think they look ready to harvest your soul.

The Evil Troll League: Planning world domination when
they aren't Rick-rolling you on YouTube...

The last thing I'd want is to go on holiday with one of these things. But apparently this is popular. At least, according to a tourist I saw in Trafalgar Square.

"We're vacationing together," she said, taking a snap.

Huh.

I wondered: "Did he have any say in it?"

She just laughed. So I'll take that as a No.

"Insolent woman... You will rue the day you won
me at the fair..."

It begs the question, though: If I suddenly found myself lacking in friends, what inanimate object would I run around with?

Well, obviously, this barrel of fun:

I know, I know. Why?

There's only one reason for this abomination. The trolls did it.

I told you, they're taking over the world...

"Next time, you take us to Cobol. Or else..."