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| The Evil Troll League: Planning world domination when they aren't Rick-rolling you on YouTube... |
The last thing I'd want is to go on holiday with one of these things. But apparently this is popular. At least, according to a tourist I saw in Trafalgar Square.
"We're vacationing together," she said, taking a snap.
Huh.
I wondered: "Did he have any say in it?"
She just laughed. So I'll take that as a No.
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| "Insolent woman... You will rue the day you won me at the fair..." |
It begs the question, though: If I suddenly found myself lacking in friends, what inanimate object would I run around with?
Well, obviously, this barrel of fun:
I know, I know. Why?
There's only one reason for this abomination. The trolls did it.
I told you, they're taking over the world...
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| "Next time, you take us to Cobol. Or else..." |
