Spotted in Paris: The Late Night Menu

You know how it is with babies and their evening shenanigans. There's music. There's dancing. A few drinks. Or more.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor
 without holding on.

But this famously fun concoction has a potent side effect: the munchies.

Kid knows what I'm talking about.

And at 3am, who cares what you're consuming? As long as it's cheap, fried and/or covered in chocolate.

Aw, yeah...

Let's face it, the typical late night menu is about as classy as a TOWIE wedding. Unless you're in Paris. In which case, it's gourmet dining all the way. Don't believe me? Have a look:

THE LATE NIGHT MENU

STARTER:

Croque-Monsieur:
As delicious as it looks.

MAIN COURSE:

Moules-frites:
Mussels at midnight. Mmm.

DESSERT:

 

 

Crepes:
Need I say more?

So whatever these hell-raisers get up to, at least in Paris, it'll taste good.

Okay, Billy, you're our designated driver.
You've watched more Noddy than the rest of us.